Lebowski White Russian - Long Sleeve T-Shirt drinking Leaving out milk and cookies

Leaving out milk and cookies is basically catering for your own burglar

but he bleeds and makes you feel stupid about it

Alex Trebek

A Chinese takeout box with chopsticks and noodles sits at center

Nestled along the Tennessee border

Lebowski White Russian - Long Sleeve T-Shirt drinking Leaving out milk and cookiesPriorities in a kidnapping should probably involve escape, not drink preservation. Nobody ever accused The Dude of having a reasonable threat assessment. Inspired by The Big Lebowski. The Details: White distressed illustration of a rocks glass with ice cubes and an angled straw sits centered above the text. Elegant white serif and script lettering reads "Hey, Careful, Man," above "There's A Beverage Here!" in a vintage distressed texture. Fit &