Jimmy Two Times - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Bold distressed white serif text

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Jimmy Two Times - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Bold distressed white serif textEarning a nickname based entirely on a speech pattern is the kind of neighborhood immortality most people never achieve. Some guys get remembered for heists, others for saying everything twice, everything twice. Inspired by Goodfellas. The Details: Large gold distressed block letters read "JIMMY" above white text reading "Two" and "Times" flanking a blue teal halftone portrait of Jimmy Two Times in a suit. Red, gold, and teal mid century atomic