Ew, People. Keep Going. - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy A red badge shape with

A red badge shape with a white decorative border frames the full composition

head in hand

aiming a ray gun emitting a green beam

Playing Class D ball in the Gulf Coast League

which is the most overqualified résumé in territorial history

Ew, People. Keep Going. - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy A red badge shape withAliens crossed the entire galaxy just to treat Earth like a gas station bathroom they refuse to stop at. Somehow an intelligence capable of bending spacetime reached the same conclusion you reach every Friday at 6 p. m. The Details: A rectangular speech bubble with bold slab serif text reads "EW, PEOPLE. KEEP GOING." Below, a white illustration of a classic flying saucer hovers with concentric rings emanating from its underside. A row of white