Patience funny coffee mug gifts Warning: May cause sudden urges

Warning: May cause sudden urges to host cookie exchanges and use phrases like "holiday entertaining" unironically

Dishwasher safe (because who has time to hand wash

home/family/love

beside the entryway

eventually

Patience funny coffee mug gifts Warning: May cause sudden urgesOfficial Morning Disclaimer Ahead! Introducing the ceramic mug that's basically your "Do Not Disturb" sign until caffeination! Because everyone needs to know that your patience is like your coffee currently brewing and not yet available for public consumption. Features for the Not Yet Caffeinated Double sided design (warning visible from all angles) Microwave safe (for when patience needs a refill) Dishwasher safe (because who has the patience to hand