Law Offices of Jerry Callo - Unisex Sweatshirt ut2-rebuilt Teal cursive script reads "Canoe

Teal cursive script reads "Canoe Rentals" above distressed teal block text reading "PADDLES NOT INCLUDED

Arched distressed white block text reads "BALTIMORE" above smaller white sans-serif text "FEDERAL LEAGUE" and "ESTD 1914

Arched orange block text reads "VALENCIAS" above a vintage cartoon orange mascot in a batting stance

Stealing someone's thrift store look is apparently a valid path to self-discovery

Light blue text at the bottom reads "KENTUCKY ILLINOIS TENNESSEE LEAGUE

Law Offices of Jerry Callo - Unisex Sweatshirt ut2-rebuilt Teal cursive script reads "CanoeSpelling your alias letter by letter during a capital murder trial is peak confidence from a guy whose office is a Buick Skylark. Somehow Alabama's most qualified lawyer never had a receptionist. Inspired by My Cousin Vinny. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reads "LAW OFFICES OF" above a scales of justice icon. Large serif text reads "JERRY" with "GALLO" below, the "G" struck through with white lines and replaced by a "C" to read "CALLO."