I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S " a palm tree silhouette

" a palm tree silhouette

A vintage illustration of El Guapo's cackling face beneath an oversized sombrero with radiating sunburst lines sits between the numbers "19" and "23

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Corpus Christi's Seagulls took the field in 1976 as part of the Gulf States League

Brush-stroke text reads "MR

I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S " a palm tree silhouetteSpruce trees out here getting objectified for their thick branches and nobody's even pretending to be subtle about it. Baby got bark, and apparently the only requirement is ornaments and a complete lack of shame. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "I LIKE 'EM REAL" above a painterly Christmas tree illustration topped with a golden star. Green branches are decorated with red and gold ornaments and white tinsel drips. Large rounded white