I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L No claws necessary

No claws necessary

Distressed white block text reads "I JUST HOPE BOTH TEAMS HAVE" in uppercase sans-serif lettering

Rock hammers

one of professional baseball's earliest organizing bodies

and at this point nobody ever will

I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L No claws necessarySpruce trees out here getting objectified for their thick branches and nobody's even pretending to be subtle about it. Baby got bark, and apparently the only requirement is ornaments and a complete lack of shame. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "I LIKE 'EM REAL" above a painterly Christmas tree illustration topped with a golden star. Green branches are decorated with red and gold ornaments and white tinsel drips. Large rounded white