Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL and orange-red hair

and orange-red hair

Arched distressed orange serif text reads "Mushnik's" across the top

Misanthropy written in wedding invitation script next to a cartoon dog face is the most passive aggressive thing since "per my last email

Nestled along the Tennessee border

Species-appropriate tragedy

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL and orange-red hairNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack