Trophy Wife - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L A second golden ribbon reads

A second golden ribbon reads "HOUSE OF POPCORN" above a small white portrait flanked by "SINCE" and "1985

worn white text reads "JIGAWATTS" in bold serif lettering

A posterized oval portrait sits left-center

an orange "&" leads into white block letters reading "OUTRIGGER" and white flowing script reading "Lounge

and nobody else even got the invite

Trophy Wife - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L A second golden ribbon reads"Trophy wife" printed in bowling league font on someone buying bulk paper towels at Costco is the hardest flex in any marriage. The trophy is participation, and the display case is a minivan with Cheerios ground into the seats. The Details: Bold distressed white serif text reads "Trophy Wife" across two centered lines in a retro typographic style with weathered texture throughout the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt.