Check Out My Junk - Unisex Sweatshirt elyria Arched white Gothic text reads

Arched white Gothic text reads "North Swole" above a comic-book style illustration of a muscular

containing "TALL FAT" in blue bubble-style lettering

with distressed white block text reading "BETTER" to its left

Wrapping apocalyptic dread in pumpkin spice and vintage Halloween clip art is just good seasonal branding

celebrating the classic American menus of yesteryear

Check Out My Junk - Unisex Sweatshirt elyria Arched white Gothic text readsPlausible deniability never had a better alibi than a cardboard box full of old keyboards and tangled cables. The illustration exists solely so nobody at the barbecue can technically prove what you actually meant. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "CHECK OUT" above bold distressed white text reading "MY JUNK." Below, a cartoon brown cardboard box overflows with a keyboard, desk lamp, tangled cables, coffee mug, books, and a small fan