Teddy Boozevelt - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Arched white retro serif text

Arched white retro serif text reads "THORNTON MELON'S" above a rounded triangular badge with a white-to-light-blue gradient fill and dark border

Blue block text below reads "EST 1886" with "SOUTHERN LEAGUE

and its ballclub wore that agricultural pride without apology

with green lacing details along its lower edge

" A vintage hand-drawn batter in a striped uniform stands beside bold distressed text reading "CONVICTS" with a swooping underline

Teddy Boozevelt - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Arched white retro serif textTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads